That’s not what this blog is about. In the words of the
immortal Blanche DuBois, this morning, “I don’t want realism. I want magic!
Yes, yes, magic!”
Magic. What an apropos segue.
This morning I read Meredith Woerner’s post on io9 entitled
“Once Upon A Time might be the most
frustrating TV show I’ve ever watched”. Damn! She beat me to the punch. I vow
from this day forward never to procrastinate writing and/or posting to my blog
again. As Macbeth would say, from now on, “the very firstlings
of my heart shall be the firstlings of my hand.” As a
result of her post, I must change tack on mine.
I thought I might explode waiting out the three long weeks
between OUAT episodes. On second watch, I even grew to sort of like the subplot
of the last episode as it was high time Dr. Whale got his backstory, though I
still don’t understand what Rumplestiltskin was doing in 1800s Europe or why he
wanted Frankenstein’s experiments to succeed. And while I admit Ruby and Whale
might make a cute couple, I would much rather have learned more about Mr.
Mendell, as well as seeing more Rumbelle interaction.
This week’s episode makes the third (to quote Ms. Woerner)
of the most frustrating episodes I’ve ever watched. I liked George Garcia, both in Lost and Alcatraz, but his role as “Tiny” the Giant seems forced. Why grow “magic” beans if you have no use for
them? If the purpose of the story is to introduce the stalk cutting to grow
more beans so a portal back to Fairytaleland may be opened, isn’t there a
better way? Secreted away in Mr. Gold’s safe, for example? And why return to
Fairytaleland when it’s already been established that the kingdom and much of
its surroundings is no more than wasteland?
Then there’s the matter of Regina. What happened to living a
better life to prove to Henry she’s worthy of his affection? The whole time I
watched the scene I thought, “this can’t be Regina; it’s Cora in disguise again.”
I liked watching her struggle with her former self in an effort to change,
though I realize now she can’t ever change, seeing as she’s a fairy tale
character, drawn to power and…well…evil by design. The beauty of fairytales is
the clear distinction between good and evil, the battle between the two, and
that good always triumphs in the end. So while Regina had gained some headway
into the gray, she must ultimately lose her battle as she is inherently evil.
On a brighter note, Hook, though still quite one
dimensional, provided quite a bit of comic relief, coming on to everyone
without a penis. Charming’s reaction to Hook’s advances on Snow were funny but
exaggerated--when will the men of Storybrooke learn that if there’s one thing the
women of Storybrooke don’t need it’s protection by Storybooke’s men?
Last on the discussion agenda is the story of Rumple’s
search for Bae. In an earlier post I wrote that Gold had adopted his limp as an
affectation to deceive people into believing he is weaker than he appears.
Going by the way he limped through the metal detector, I’m guessing I was off
base with that theory. I’m still holding tight to the theory that Bae is
Neal—how else might the look of recognition on Emma’s face in the preview be
explained?
I like the fish-out-of-water vibe of Rumple at the airport
and on the plane. In her post, Woerner asks, “Why not a road trip?” given that New
York is probably no more than eight hours’ drive from Maine. When you consider
that a plane ride might cut their travel time by half at least, they would save
eight hours on a round-trip. That’s almost a day. A day less for Rumple to be
away from Belle. A day less for Henry to be out of Storybrooke (though I don’t
understand why he needed to go along on their quest). A day less for Emma to
leave her parents (still naïve to the ways of the outside world) to deal with
Mr. Mandell and Hook and Cora in her absence.
Time to put on my English Teacher’s Hat now. The one thing
this episode does is to seal the deal regarding Rumple as a tragic hero. In a
previous post I explained how Rumple was an example of a tragic hero. He had
everything in Fairytaleland—wealth, power, respect (disguised fear, really). In
Storybrooke, his insistence that nothing has changed with respect to his power
has slowly led to his downfall. He lost Belle (again). Power has shifted to
Sheriff Emma and her parents. And now, he’s lost his magic, non-existent
outside of Storybrooke, and his control. Sitting on the plane, we are reminded
of Rumplestiltskin the coward, with one difference—this time, Robert Carlyle
allows Rumple’s nobility to show through.
Next week should prove interesting. According to online
spoilers, the flashbacks take us to early in Rumple and Milha’s relationship.
In one picture, Rumple sits on a bed cradling baby Bae in his arms. One can
only imagine the thoughts racing through the man’s head, his hopes for the
child, but mostly his fears. Losing Bae’s mother to a pirate, nearly losing him
to the Ogre Wars and then finally losing him to another dimension, his fear of
the perils of Fairytaleland, mistaken for cowardice, prove warranted.
Woerner, Meredith. Once Upon A Time might be the most frustrating TV show I’ve ever watched. io9 TV Recap. 11 Feb 2013.
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